A Fifty-Year-Old Woman Guards the Nation's Gate, and I'll Help Chinese Music Reach the Top

Also known as: Singer 2024: Who Says China Has No God of Song?

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[Patriotic theme + singers + entertainment + music + healing + redemption + tearjerker + lighthearted comedy]

The new season of Singer begins, foreign singers invade, and a fifty-year-old woman guards the nation's gates.

Netizens: “Yingzi, hold the line! Fighting off the foreigners is the Yehenala clan's duty!”

Na Ying: “I want the foreigners dead!!”

The foreign singers come out swinging from the start, unleashing soaring dolphin notes right in everyone's faces.

The whole internet cries out that our great nation can't even manage a single smile. They finally understand the helplessness people felt in the late Qing Dynasty.

Then the amateur singer Yi Qian takes the stage and conquers the world in an instant with Chinese-style music.

Netizens: “Yi Qian is freaking awesome! He's way more reliable than two Wu Bais put together!!!”