Don't Cultivate Immortality! It's a Trap

Synopsis: This book is lighthearted, funny, and action-packed, with no System! No saintly do-gooder protagonist! Don't cultivate immortality. It's a trap! My name is Li Haoyang. When you read my diary, you must kill me, because I am no longer myself! The protagonist was once a righteous people's police officer. During a mission, he killed a giant python that had been terrorizing people. Little did he know it was an immortal's demonic pet. The immortal retaliated and framed him, leaving him afflicted with a terrible illness for more than ten years. Only then did the immortal realize he had wronged the protagonist. To make amends for the harm he had caused over the years, the immortal decided to give the protagonist a chance to be reborn with his memories intact. But during the reincarnation, the immortal's creditor showed up to collect a debt. The immortal left the protagonist alone in the underworld to curse and complain, then fled. With no other choice, the protagonist signed an IOU for a massive loan from the immortal's creditor, promising to repay it once his cultivation was strong enough. He also bought a series of golden fingers and a Heavenly Spirit Root cultivation aptitude from the creditor. After reincarnating, he endured countless hardships and finally joined an immortal cultivation sect, only to be told that he had no spiritual root and could not cultivate. Unconvinced, the protagonist joined another immortal cultivation sect to be tested again, only to discover that he still had no spiritual root and could not cultivate. With no other choice, the protagonist had to accept reality. Along the way, however, he gradually uncovered the greatest secret of this world: Cultivating immortality is a trap! Watch as the protagonist, unable to cultivate immortality, resists the invasion of demons and monsters and saves the world.