What’s going on? How did I become the savior out of nowhere? Ahem... Being a savior sounds pretty cool, I guess. But what’s this about drawing cards?
Comrade System, explain yourself! With luck as bad as mine, I can accept not getting the best SSR, but how did I even get a “Better luck next time”? And don’t get me started on that bizarre cross-dressing card...
Over-the-top introduction: A whole hell lies hidden in his eyes. The savior who returned from the darkness isn’t all that eager to save this hopeless world.