Good Grief, the Kids at the Heavenly Kindergarten Are All Cultivating Immortality

Heavenly Dao Kindergarten Enrollment Guide:

Dear student, our school has observed your extraordinary constitution and unusual intelligence. You are perfectly suited to cultivate immortality and have the makings of a cultivation prodigy!

Please read our school's cultivation manual for 11112222 minutes, then pay your five-star tuition in the comments and submit an admission application of no more than 500 words for a deduction of 1.

School rules: Withdrawals are not accepted, so please enroll carefully. After enrollment, leave your brain at the Academic Affairs Office on the homepage or the school bulletin board in the comments. You may claim it back after graduation.

This school is suitable for: those who have severed all attachments and follow the heartless path (no romance); the Young Sprouts Foster Care Association Adoption Center (adorable children); and the Imperial Cuisine Sect (the steamed System has been steamed halfway to death and has almost no presence).