Chu Yi had just finished working overtime and gone home to slack off. While scrolling through short videos, he somehow transmigrated to the Nine Provinces. With a head full of memories from all the short videos he'd watched, he had the Human Emperor Physique from the start, a divine sword as his guardian, and all the makings of an invincible immortal.
But why did everything have to cost spirit stones? The Human Emperor Physique was a spirit-stone-devouring beast, and the divine sword's spirit was a spirit-stone-squeezing temptress...
Could he really not get stronger without paying?
After transmigrating, was he still doomed to be a miserable wage slave? Did cultivating immortality mean he had to start by working to earn spirit stones?
Then Chu Yi spotted some long-forgotten videos among all those long-legged dance clips in his viewing history, and he grinned!
It was time to give the Nine Provinces a shock from Earth!
