The End of the Immortal Path: Modern-Day Immortals Are Ridiculous

[Wildly Imaginative + Cultivation + Supernatural + Metaphysics + Lighthearted Comedy + No Romance]

My name is Yue Bing, and I’m a little fairy in the Celestial Realm.

These days, mortal technology has had a huge impact on our cultivation. The Ninth Heaven keeps moving farther away, and our divine thoughts are often disrupted by mortal technology.

The immortals have started keeping up with the times and embracing mortal civilization. They’ve used exquisite pagodas to build network towers, and even the Heavenly Dao has introduced a strict KPI performance review system for the immortals.

Because of mortal space junk, I caused a huge disaster. The bikini made of merit I was wearing got struck by lightning and turned into a thong.

To accumulate enough merit for a golden immortal body, I have no choice but to head to Earth and blend in among mortals, working hard to earn merit.

On Earth, I run into Howling Celestial Dog, who’s out having fun. His true form was damaged by nuclear contamination, so he has to stay on Earth with me.

I also come across Black and White Impermanence, who are struggling because the Underworld has lost a large number of souls.

So many strange things are happening across the Six Realms. Faced with a great calamity, immortals, ghosts, and humans have no choice but to work together and fight the evil forces behind it all...

P.S. The story in this book is entirely fictional. Don’t take it seriously.