Genshin Impact: The Aloof Furina Falls for Me

(No literature, no blades!) My name is Chen Chen, and I'm a sunny, cheerful young man! One springlike, sun-drenched afternoon, after I made a "648" purchase and summoned her, I actually got my first wife, the Hydro Archon, Furina! But things weren't as simple as I'd imagined! It wasn't until I saw Furina pull a "milky-scented blade" from her chest that I truly realized how serious things were... As it turned out, I'd accidentally transmigrated into a world where Teyvat and Genshin Impact intertwined. Oh my god, what's happened to this world? All the Genshin Impact characters have come out! Furina: Let go of me. Keep your hands to yourself~ Zhongli, wasting no words: Planet Befall! Xiangling: Come try my Guoba~ Oh my god, I want to go home (This blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story!)