Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Host Has a Serious Deficiency in Virtue

【Quick transmigration + no romance + punishing scumbags + pure wish fulfillment + mad villainess female lead】 The only two words that have defined the Virtueless Immortal Venerable's countless years of life are “utterly shameless”! When her senior brother squats over the latrine, thinking about life while taking a dump, she tosses a firecracker at him. The shit explodes! Too lazy to lift a finger, unable to tell the five grains apart. Utterly narcissistic, constantly comparing her looks to everyone else's. Anyone prettier than her gets killed! Anyone uglier than her gets killed! After doing too many wicked things, she gets her comeuppance and her face cracks apart. 【Ding! The Tang Monk Conversion System has been successfully activated.】 【Helping others is helping yourself. Share a... um... virtuous life, accumulate merit, and restore the Immortal Venerable's peerless beauty.】 The Virtueless Immortal Venerable descends to a little world in the mortal realm. How do you reform a nasty Phoenix scumbag? Give him a full-body massage, helping him relax physically until he's screaming with pleasure! Give him a round of wooden-fish tapping and chanting, cleansing his mind until he's so clean his skin peels! Give him a copy of the Sunflower Manual, helping him break free of greed, anger, and delusion, once and for all!