Eat a Melon to Save Your Life, All the Villains Shout for Help

[Ancient words of imagination + eating melon + cool writing + no brain + no logic + 1v1] Mu Laoliu traveled through time and had a melon-eating system in her mind. The system told her that only by eating melons could she survive. The worse the bad guys were, the longer she would live. In order to survive, she sees a doctor every day. Doctor: Last time it was rabies, what is it this time? Mu Laoliu: Crazy? Mu Laoliu, who fell ill from time to time, discovered many scandals among the courtiers... Later, when she obtained a meritorious degree, she met General Gu, who was selfless and emotionally dedicated. Gu Shaoqing: Go crazy as you like, I will rebel and I will give you the court to play with! When she finally stood at the top of power, she discovered that eating melon was so delicious. Mu Laoliu: "The master was bitten by a dog today and needs to recuperate for three months." "The Duke of Zhen was attacked yesterday and his head was covered with a sack. I heard that he has been unconscious today and called his wife mother and his son father." "That second prince, I heard that her plastic surgery failed and she is on her way to Yaowang Valley." [Ding! Encountering a super villain will reward you with health points:? ? ? Mu Laoliu: It's over. You ate too many melons and you lived to be 1,800 years old? Descendants: Don't mess with her, she is the charming ancestor!