A Little Gossip, a Little Lifespan, and Every Villain Begging for Help

[Historical fantasy + Gossip + Satisfying read + No-brainer fun + No logic + 1v1]

Mu Laoliu transmigrated, and a gossip System appeared in her mind. The System told her that gossip was the key to survival: the more wicked the bad guys were, the longer she would live.

To stay alive, she went to the doctor every day.

Doctor: Last time it was rabies. What is it this time?

Mu Laoliu: Madness?

As Mu Laoliu’s fits came and went, she discovered that the court officials had plenty of scandals...

Later, she passed the imperial examinations and met General Gu, a stern, incorruptible man devoted to just one woman.

Gu Shaoqing: Go crazy all you want. I’ll start a rebellion and hand you the whole court to play with!

When she finally reached the pinnacle of power, she realized how delicious gossip could be.

Mu Laoliu: “The Grand Tutor was bitten by a dog today. He’ll need three months to recover.”

“The Duke of Zhenguo was ambushed yesterday and had a sack pulled over his head. Apparently, he’s been out of it all day, calling his wife ‘Mother’ and his son ‘Father.’”

“As for the Second Prince, I hear her plastic surgery went wrong. She’s on her way to Medicine King Valley.”

[Ding! A supervillain has appeared. Reward: lifespan ???]

Mu Laoliu: Oh no. Have I lived to be eighteen hundred because I’ve eaten too much gossip?

Descendants: Don’t mess with her. She’s that legendary, irresistible ancestor!