Stop! Don’t Move!

(Daddy-type top × unpredictable bottom) This is basically a silly comedy. Yan Xiaxia was exiled to a barren planet where there was nothing but green grass. So he chewed on grass every day, and every bite tasted like nature. One day, a System calling itself 023 approached him while he was munching on grass. 023: Dear Host, would you like to sign a contract with 023 and become a magical girl? Yan Xiaxia slowly typed a question mark, then went back to chewing. “Munch, munch. I’m so hungry, so hungry. Chomp, chomp!” 023: Host! Hurry and sign a contract with me to become a magical girl and save those poor, miserable souls! They need our help! Yan Xiaxia finally stopped chewing and looked straight at the System. 023 waited expectantly: ! Yan Xiaxia swallowed the last blade of grass in his mouth and complained bitterly, “Can’t you see I’m so hungry I have to chew on the grass? Who’s the one in need here? Who’s supposed to save whom?” 023 replied confidently: If you sign a contract with me, there’ll be countless patches of grass for you to chew on, Host! Yan Xiaxia sneered. “All the grass on this planet belongs to me. Why would I need you to provide it? Ridiculous!” 023 suddenly understood and promised that the minor worlds were full of rare delicacies. Yan Xiaxia scoffed, then agreed... He never expected that every world would have a jerk of a man following him around...