The Great Tang's Number One Corrupt Official

This Great Tang has gone a little off the rails!

A giant radish falls from the sky above Xuanwu Gate, and Li Jiancheng sleeps forever.

Protection money is collected in Chang'an, and the great clans don't dare utter a word!

Build the Happy Forest, and serve men and women, young and old alike!

A Great Tang version of Heaven on Earth: plunging necklines, professional outfits, high heels, bikinis. This is insane, absolutely insane!

Get into real estate, and use every trick in the book to play the capitalists like a fiddle!

Capture slaves, and blow up the barbarians whenever there's nothing better to do. This Great Tang is seriously dark!

Yet Li Er trusts him completely and lets him do whatever he wants!

Li Mo started out all alone, but before he knew it, he had a house full of children. Just what kind of kidneys do you have? Can I get one of those too?

Years later:

The world's richest man? My son.

The president of the World Bank? My son.

The chairman of the world's largest insurance company? My son.

This story is entirely fictional. Do not compare it to history!!!