I Transmigrated to a World for Retirees, and Now I’m EMO

[Modern fantasy + space + System + no CP + nurturing] The rating just came out, and it’s a little low

Su Nian completed a hundred quick transmigrations without a single bad review and retired successfully. On her first day in her retirement world, she walked into a kidney-harvesting operation, made the cheating scumbag and his mistress swap kidneys, then turned the operating room into a bloodbath.

Just as she was settling into her peaceful retirement, she was told that her seven wonderful sons were also in this little world, and had become the male leads of various novels!!!

Well, if they’re here, they’re here. Having sons to look after me in my old age sounds nice.

What?

Her gentle, kind, refined, elegant, handsome sons had gone crazy, gone off the rails, and all wanted to be street punks.

The eldest is a walking crime detector: wherever he goes, a case turns up.

The second calls himself Erlang Shen, speaks with ghosts and gods, and causes havoc in the underworld.

The third can communicate with spirits and loves hearing all the juicy details between men and women.

The fourth dresses strangely and loves to shout, “Check it out!”

The fifth is greasy and loves being cuckolded.

The sixth is sickly and looks completely useless.

The seventh is a chauvinist who teaches his students that their husbands should be their entire world.

After learning all this, Su Nian felt the sky come crashing down.

Forget fixing the plot! Every day I’m either cleaning up after one of them or having another come running to Mom. I might as well split myself into seven pieces!!!