Boss, Boss, Boss, Boss, Boss, Boss, Boss, Boss!

(The devoted simp turns his life around) <Invincible><System><Comedy><Face-slapping><Showing off><Tycoon><Beauties><Apocalypse><High Martial Arts><Evil Spirits><Tyrannosaurus Rex> From the start, a heartless woman tricks him out of everything he owns. Then, by a stroke of luck, he obtains the Tyrant System and begins his legendary rise. I'm having the time of my life... A woman everyone else rejected becomes my precious treasure, and turns out to be the saintess of a mysterious kingdom. I casually pick up a broken sword nobody else wants, and it turns out to be a divine blade that can open the Gates of Heaven. I feed a low-level pet a single hot dog, and it immediately evolves into an ancient Qilin! As a tyrant, I cut down the earth, the heavens, and all the saints. I even make it all the way to the Milky Way...