If There’s No Escape, Then Let’s Take Out the Protagonist Squad

Overnight, Hua Tiantian transmigrates into a book, becoming a useless, doomed female side character in a cultivation novel. On the very day she arrives, she won't even survive the first chapter: the sect puts her on trial, and after her death they'll drain her blood and rip out her tendons and bones to nourish the heroine.

To stay alive and save her own skin, she casually summons Hua Wushen, the leader of the Evil Sect, and uses every slick sales-pitch trick in the book to cling to him. In the end, she becomes the beloved little junior sister of a whole sect of villainous lunatics from the Heavenless Divine Sect.

The Heavenless Divine Sect is packed with villainous lunatics. Like a set of nesting dolls, won't each and every one of them eventually die by the heroine's blade?

And won't their blood and bones be made into immortal weapons, before the entire sect and its leader, Hua Wushen, are blown to pieces and buried deep underground?

The eldest senior brother looks even more doll-like and exquisitely delicate than he does, and appears to be only seven or eight years old. Yet he is a blood-built body formed from demonic energy during an ancient war.

The second senior brother is a bloodthirsty, brutal Sword Saint with eyes stained crimson.

The third senior brother is a Pill Saint, and unexpectedly, someone condemned by Heaven. Heavenly lightning visits him three times a day.

The fourth senior brother is a peerlessly handsome man, and a demon prince who has been living in the cultivation world for nearly four years.

The fifth senior brother is a scholar with a ghostly face, turned into a sinister spiritual flame for refining weapons.

All senior brothers, follow my lead! We'll attack together and prepare for a fierce battle.

Who could have guessed that one slap would make the heroine drop dead on the spot?