Konoha's Laziest Substitute Team

Umino Yu just wants to be a ninja who lives and waits for death - basking in the sun and fishing every day until he retires and gets his pension, while pretending that he can't even learn the Three Body Technique. Until he was put into the "most unreliable substitute team in the village": His teammate is Haruhi, who is afraid of bugs to the point of crying, but always fills up the medical kit; And Qiu Ye, who can't do anything but eat, but can hold on at critical moments; The guiding jounin is Moonlight Hayate, who is known as "the fastest retiree in Konoha". He coughs until he feels like dying but always hides in the dark. I thought I could get through all the tasks by "disposing of them", but I didn't expect that by picking up a cat, I could find out the secrets of Uchiha's old house, that I could bump into Orochimaru's men while helping people find chickens, and that I could even find a talking mirror when cleaning the warehouse. Yuu touched the old forehead protector on his forehead that was always getting hot, looked at the noisy teammates around him, and suddenly discovered: Want to fish safely? In Konoha, it seems to be more difficult than being Hokage. (PS: It is said that the word "guard" is engraved on the inside of the forehead protector, and Yuu's life creed is "hide if you can" - this is probably the rebellion in the ninja world.)