How Can a Makeshift Adventuring Party Defeat the Demon King?

[No Protagonist] [Western Fantasy] [Absurdist] [Everyday Comedy]

A low-level mage, an expelled priest, a runt werewolf, a rocket squid... and a lesser elemental creature. How could this makeshift ragtag crew, made up entirely of F-rank mercenaries, possibly complete a mission like this?!

A text-based game inspired by DND. Things may get absurd, because the dice can always give you unexpected results, can't they?