The Physician Consort Wants to Lie Flat, But They Keep Forcing Her to Rebel

[Shared Sensations Between the Leads + Medical Skills + Sweet Romance + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy]

After transmigrating into the body of the capital’s biggest lovesick fool, Mo Li faces a spectacularly disastrous scene: she has forced her way into the War God Prince’s bed. She decides to drop all pretense and go completely crazy. Better to bury someone than waste time complaining about them.

She takes on trashy men, tears into scheming women, spreads rumors about the emperor, beats up the empress, treats officials, saves the people, opens a clinic, and trains soldiers. She doesn’t bother with palace or household intrigue, and leads the beauties in her manor to go out and make a difference.

After forming a shared-sensation bond with her War God husband, Mo Li often has to endure the pain he feels. So she has no choice but to roll up her sleeves and protect him.

Meanwhile, the War God’s reputation is in danger because of their connection. The War God is impotent. The War God is gay. The War God cries uncontrollably. The War God has swollen breasts. The War God gets period cramps. The War God is pregnant but infertile. The rumors get more outrageous by the day.

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort beat up Prince Jin. She said a woman protected by a lion could never settle for his stray-dog self.”

The War God Prince: “Good. He deserved it.”

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort beat up the children at the academy. They were bullying your son.”

The War God Prince: “They deserved it.”

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort beat up the empress.”

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort beat up the princess from a neighboring kingdom.”

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort beat you up?”

When the former useless lovesick fool puts on armor and marches into battle for the good of her country, everyone is stunned.

“Your Highness, the Princess Consort has conquered the whole world for you.”

After his wife mows down everyone in her path, the War God Prince realizes he’s won without lifting a finger.

Once she has achieved fame and success, Mo Li secretly packs her bags to run away, only to be cornered by her War God husband. “Wasn’t the Princess Consort determined to force herself into my bed?”

“I can’t, I can’t. No way. Your Highness has far too much stamina...” The next ten thousand words are omitted.