[Dark] [Transmigrate Into a Book] [Leveling Up] [Redemption]
In books,
there are people with tragic backgrounds, incredible connections, tenacious vitality, and infuriatingly good luck. They're practically God's own children, able to turn the tables against all odds and sing their way to victory.
And then there's another kind of person.
Silly Silly is the miserable foil.
They're vile and stupid, inconsequential stepping stones in the protagonist's path, stubborn as cockroaches.
Question!!!!!!!!!
What do you do when you're a character who gets written out miserably after just two lines?
Qi Xi: ...
Qi Xi: (▼皿▼)
The plot is all filler, the protagonist has no morals, and everyone's gone completely nuts...
Qi Xi tears up whenever she looks at it for too long, because it's all filler and she can't remember the plot.
"Come on, let's interview you." Qi Xi picks up a blade of grass and shoves it at the mouth of some character who's been following her around, completely oblivious.
"Tell us how you feel. Even hundreds of episodes of legal education programs can't save you now, can they?"
The character says, "Mm, I've learned a lot."
Qi Xi: ...
(Rolling them up and washing them n times still reveals a black heart... Uh, actually, a black heart does have its perks...)
#Reform, joke...#
#Shock! The protagonist, raised to be upright and true, has become like this, and he actually bears indirect responsibility!#
#I'm not taking the fall for the screwup my deskmate made •᷄ࡇ•᷅#