[Fortune-telling + feng shui + powerhouse + ghost-hunting + talisman-drawing + an underdog’s growth + an introvert and an extrovert getting along]
Jiang Lianyi, a freshly graduated office worker who loves feng shui and has been single since birth, was wandering the streets six months ago when she was struck by a pretty face and picked up a member of a mystical sect named Huo Shannan, who had just run down from the mountains.
After discovering that the young mystic she’d brought home really had some skills, Jiang Lianyi, determined to make ends meet, strong-armed the socially anxious Huo Shannan into joining her in fortune-telling and feng shui.
One reading costs 1,688 yuan and includes face reading, palmistry, and the Eight Characters. Honest prices for all ages, with after-sales service included.
“Master, could you tell me if my boyfriend is the one for me?”
Huo Shannan: (shakes his head)
“Really? I think he treats me pretty well.”
Huo Shannan: (too socially anxious to speak, he sends Jiang Lianyi a document)
Jiang Lianyi: Girl, dump him right away! This man is bad luck for you! He’ll make you lose money and stand in the way of your fortune!
“Master, I’ve miscarried twice. Could you tell me if I’m destined to be childless?”
Jiang Lianyi (receiving a document): “You’re destined to have more children, more blessings! Keep an eye on your husband and his ex-wife’s family. They’re waiting to inherit everything after you die.”
“Master, my younger brother left home six months ago to pursue true love. Could you tell me how he’s doing now?”
Huo Shannan: He’s been cursed. If you don’t find him soon, he won’t have long to live.
“Master, ever since I moved into my new home, I keep dreaming that someone is trying to drive me out.”
Huo Shannan and Jiang Lianyi (in unison): “You’re living in a haunted house.”
