The Fu Family’s Beloved Little Fairy: Catching Ghosts with a Baby Bottle

[Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + Super-Fired-Up Mysticism, No Romance]

The Fu family's grand-aunt from the capital has come down from the mountain. This adorable little girl flies on her sword in fluttering immortal robes and lectures people with a pacifier in her mouth.

Her nephews sneered. “Little brat, let's see how many days you last in the Fu family!”

(The CEO) The eldest nephew is the reincarnation of the Dragon God, cold-faced, hard-hearted, and stubborn? “It's hot out. Lend me some dragon marrow to make milk.”

(The Miracle Doctor) The second nephew is the True Origin Demon Venerable, and his hobby is saving people before carving them up? “Do anything bad again and I'll whack you with my horsetail whisk. Get home and chop vegetables.”

(The Mercenary) The third nephew is a big shot by day and the Yin Mountain Patriarch by night? “That cackling of yours is disgusting. Summon some ghosts to help me fight!”

(The God of Wealth) The fourth nephew runs a pawnshop that can trade in heaven and earth, smiling with a knife hidden behind his back and caring only about money? “Now that I know the truth, all I want to do is lie flat.”

(The Movie Emperor) The fifth nephew is the reincarnation of the Myriad Demons Buddha, handsome enough to stun both Buddhist and demonic realms? “I'll join your show if you bring me back a nephew's wife, okay?”

And so the whole internet saw the Fu family's fearsome big shots, each with a baby bottle in hand, trotting after Fu Yinyin and calling, “Little Aunt, have some milk.”

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She forges lightning and fire, catches zombies, hunts ghosts and turns around bad luck, and gathers wealth like a lucky koi. She needs no special effects to make movies: a few spirit talismans send ghost soldiers paving the way, and a single silver needle brings the dead back to life. She locates dragon veins, explores ancient tombs, and commands every bird and beast.

The whole internet bows down: “Immortal Maiden, please protect us!”