About a Pirate at Hogwarts

I am an unforgivable criminal, a descendant of the great Pirate King.

Here is my speech upon becoming a god:

“My name is Jones Sparrow, black magic wizard and captain of the Grey Guide flagship.

Being a Hufflepuff graduate is my calling card.

I am also an exceptional connoisseur of fine flavors.

I have lived at Hogwarts for seven years.

All my life, I have searched for Pumpkin Juice that grants eternal life.”

I still remember those days when I was young, and the boy I would never see again.

“Onward, toward magic and death, sailors!”

“Aye, Captain!”

They are George, Fred, Malfoy, Neville, Cedric.

And… you, my friend!

Your owl is on its way. Come aboard my ship if you wish!

A salute to everyone who loves Harry Potter. You can join too. (Congratulations, you have been approved…)