Reborn in 1980s Army Housing: The Newlywed Cabbage Gets Devoured by a Pig

They'd been married for half a month. Looking at the man lying beside her like a perfectly folded block of tofu, Xu Zhining decided she couldn't hold back any longer. If the pig won't come to me, I'll go to the pig! Time to pounce like a hungry tiger...

Thud!

“Ah...”

He's a block of frozen tofu!

Never mind. No one can stop me from eating ice cream!