I transmigrated into a cultivation world, where everything went catastrophically wrong from the start. I got bound to a brain-dead System, too.
No spiritual roots from the start, plus a catastrophe-reversing buff.
Peeing feels like pissing fire, pooping feels like passing a knife, and while other people hurt more the harder they're beaten, I enjoy it more.
I thought the System would give me something great once I set out on the path of cultivation, but instead it gave me a steaming pile of crap.
[Timid Little Donkey: Mount, law-affix entry: always runs away in fear]
[Painful Salted Fish: Magical treasure, law-affix entry: can only inflict pain when it hits someone in the crotch]
In the end, I came up with a profound saying: If it comes from the System, it must be idiotic.
This brain-dead System is doing people no end of harm!!!!!!
(If you see this under Ultraman fan fiction, don't be surprised. I accidentally clicked the wrong contract option, and now I can't change it.)
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
It's well written. There are other fellow villagers but it's not the kind of plot where they recognize each other when they meet. There's not so much scheming. The protagonist doesn't have the feeling of following along but makes his own decisions. It's quite interesting and very funny.
It's interesting because it very much echoes my imagination of perversion. Just like the last book, it made me laugh until the corners of my mouth hurt. („ಡωಡ„)\(`Δ')/(˵¯͒¯͒˵)(*´I`*)
No one is watching? It's a humorous novel but no one has read it
Well written, wonderfully written. I like to read it. Usually I don't comment, but today I will comment for you.
What is the author's new account name?
I think it's very beautiful!!! I think the author's other books are also good!!!
Interesting, it has to be Lao Tan 😏
I really like this book. The more I read, the more I want to read it.
It must be five stars, it's so beautiful
It must be full, okay?