Gossip Is So, So, So, So, So Satisfying

[Gossip + mind-reading + ancient martial arts + nation-building]

In her previous life, Zhao Chunya was watching videos and gossiping on the bus when an asthma attack killed her. After transmigrating to ancient times, she bound herself to a gossip System, and from then on, she happily gossiped every day.

What? There’ll be a huge rainstorm in two days, followed by a flash flood. At noon, a mudslide will wash away the little bridge at the entrance to the village, burying thirteen people alive, including my maternal grandparents?

Maternal grandparents: ?!

What? My aunt and uncle are bringing a venomous snake to celebrate, planning to use the opportunity to have it bite my parents to death?

Parents: ?!

What? My great-uncle has caught an epidemic, and he wants to drag our whole family down with him?

Hah! Keep dreaming!

Little Chunya swings her chubby arms and stomps her chubby feet. This world is too dangerous. She has to get stronger and stronger. She’ll pin every villain to the ground and grind them into the dirt, over and over!

Little Qiulin keeps a straight face while grumbling inwardly,

Chubby big sis, stop grinding them into the dirt. Everyone in the family can hear your thoughts!