Hey! I’m the One Who Should Be Dating Her

A twisted, flirtatious, universally adored girl, the unattainable first love versus a top-tier tsundere, loyal puppy-dog ex-boyfriend

Healthy relationships may be good for you, but there’s something fascinating about a dysfunctional one.

On the first day he met Song Zhuyu, he saw her fooling the delinquent girl who had cornered her, plain as day.

On the second day, he caught her driving a rich kid who bullied her to turn against his lackey.

On the third day, he saw her knock over a vase and frame the younger sister who had smeared her.

Every day he knew Song Zhuyu, she left herself wide open, so...

“Tell me, what do you want from me?” she asked softly, gripping a brick behind her back.

He blushed, turned away, and managed to mumble, “I want to date you.”

“???” The brick fell from her hand. She stared at him in disbelief.

Huh? She could understand why other people wanted to date her, but what did he see in her? Her cruelty, her twisted nature, her borderline insanity?

His ears were bright red, but his gaze was unwavering and righteous. “If I don’t go to hell, who will?”

So she lifted her limpid eyes. “All right, my darling boyfriend.”

If you love someone, you have to be devoted to them forever. Even if all I give you is pain, you have to accept it completely.

Song Zhuyu only got angry once, and stayed angry for three whole years: He knew it! Chu Niao was a heartless bastard who never cherished what she had once she got it!

And when she came back, she acted as if nothing had happened. Hilarious. Did she think he’d come running back to her like before?

This time, he was going to get his revenge and take back everything he’d lost! [Puppy slams the table]

Everyone looked at Chu Niao, protected from every angle, and rolled their eyes in exasperation. Bro, you’re way too in love with her!

Song Zhuyu: Leave me alone. I have my own revenge plan.