
They Threw Mud at Me, So I Went Rat-a-Tat with a Machine Gun
他们朝我扔泥巴,我用机枪哒哒哒
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- Completed
- Length
- 522k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Fantasy Romance
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Hmm... The main theme of this book is to make people laugh and laugh easily. Although it may occasionally be romantic, perverted, violent, yandere, and a little sadistic... But overall, I just want you to read it happily. I also wish everyone who reads this book can have all their wishes come true, everything goes well, and be happy every day. What? Not happy today? It's okay, then read this book and it will definitely make you happy. If you are not happy, you don't need to pay~
Give me more! ! ! ! ! I'm rude and I'm showing off my cards. If you don't change it, I'll be acting like a scoundrel. I'll go to your house to steal your dinner! ! ! !
God, it's been a long time since I read a book from beginning to end. Why are so few people reading it? [Crying] There are really a lot of laughs in it, I laughed all the way through it [face covering] God knows how funny it was when I saw Yuan Fang and Qian Yu enter the room, see Xiao Xiao and Mo Zun lying together in disheveled clothes, and then both go out. I laughed so hard most of the night, what did my sister say about me [face covering] [face covering] [face covering] And Xiaoxiao is so good at telling nonsense seriously, she probably didn't even think that what she made up was the truth [face covering] [face covering] I'm still laughing so hard in special times, author, if you want to murder me, just tell me [laughing and crying] Since the author will like every comment, I am so touched [sending my heart]
It looks good, I like it, I love watching it! The gentle and gentle big brother, the master, was the first person to be kind to the heroine. I was so moved! At first, he only wanted to get rid of Xiaoxiao. From then on, he only thought about his holy objects, and then he used the holy objects to save Xiaoxiao. I was so touched! Qian Yu is like an enemy, and the big crow is a bit of a germaphobe, and a little sickly girl. We, Sister Lin, cried to death. After such a bad experience, we still treated Xiaoxiao sincerely. We took risks to save Xiaoxiao. We were moved. After going through mountains and rivers, we still feel that this world is worth it. Miss Qingcheng, Xiao Xiaodu's only one~ I really like the friendship between girls
It's good to read, I like Xiao Xiao, but I don't know if there is CP in the back. I think this book is better without CP. I like Mo Zong and Xiao Xiao's daily life. Of course, it is the author's decision to add CP or not. I will also catch up to the finale [shy]
It's a very nice novel. It's small, funny and handsome. I like it~
It is consistent with the introduction, and the character of the demon sect and the dirty side of the so-called gentleman can be clearly written. The heroine also has fun online, which is very good, but I can only give it 4 stars. The one star difference is because it is not interesting enough [Send heart]
Most of the books I read are serialized on the first page, and I rarely catch up to the end. This book is one of the few that I have finished reading! The writing is intertwined, and the ink is not stained. It makes me tired just looking at it. I highly recommend it!
It's so beautiful. Gaga is so beautiful. Nangong Qingchen, who is as gentle as water, is also the first to be kind to Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao seems to be crazy and informal, but in fact she is bold and careful, smart, easy to blame herself and fall into internal friction. She is a very good girl who likes Xiaoxiao very much. The only piece of Xiao Qingcheng Poison Yuan Fang is a man who blushes easily and is a good swordsman. Nangong Qianyu was happy that her enemy was arrogant and awkward. Severe mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder, still a yandere Nangong Wuhen regards the sacred objects of the Demon Sect as everything, and Hou Ying's little life is everything. Lin Xiao, a middle school boy, is more upright and upright than a middle school boy. Mu Feng is a very strange and socially fearful person.
The writing is very good, the refreshing article looks relaxed and funny, the heroine is quite obscene [laughing], and has a strong IQ. Well, it is a book worth recommending. Keep up the good work, the author [blowing kiss][blowing kiss][blowing kiss]