Xuanhuan: Don’t Treat Me Like a Fool

[This is a slow-paced, misunderstanding-driven story. Readers looking for fast-paced wish fulfillment may want to skip it.]

Chen Ping’an: Don’t pin everything on me, the Demon… Ahem, on Your Lordship.

Su Anjing: My master is Chen Ping’an, the great fiend of the northern desert. He can punch a mountain to pieces.

Disciples of the Lingjiu Palace: Have you heard? The Palace Master started killing people in the womb. He even cut his own umbilical cord!

I am absolutely not the big boss of some demonic sect, and I don’t like running around naked. They’re all rumors, rumors! Got that? And you, Demon Emperor, hold it right there! Did I say you could leave before I’d finished talking? Believe me, I’ll smack you!