Taking the Big Shots from All Heavens to Team Up for Battle

This book is also known as "The Strongest Springwater Commander" and "There's No Way a Newbie to the Myriad Heavens Could Meet a Kind Captain."

Uncle Jiu: I refused when the commander first wanted to take me raiding, but when it came time to pick a card, I found it pretty appealing (ಡωಡ).

Linghu Chong: It's weird. Why does the commander call me Bro Suo every day? Also, surely nobody really fails to pull a gold card, right? (¦3[▓▓] (plays flute and leaves...))

Kakashi Hatake: I wanted to get along with the Third Hokage as an ordinary person, but all I got in return was suspicion. I'm done pretending. I'll come clean: I'm actually the God of Shinobi.

Yun Fan: I'm a good person, even if nobody believes me.

(The early parts may feel a little slow as the team is assembled and the setting is fleshed out. This novel is mainly lighthearted and fun.)