The Mystic Arts Guru Rules the Variety Show: Sharp-Tongued, Wacky, and Wild

Name: The Mystic Arts Guru Rules the Variety Show: Sharp-Tongued, Wacky, and Wild
Author: Jin Yuyan

玄门大佬综艺称王毒舌沙雕我最狂

by Jin Yuyan (锦钰颜)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 224k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Livestreamed Variety Show, No Holding Back, Going Off the Rails at Any Moment]

Jiang Zhiji used herself as bait to draw down the Nine Heavens Thunder, perishing after it struck down a demon. But when she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the body of a fraud who spouted nonsense. To make money, she even went on a variety show, only for people to dig up dirt on her and the entire internet to turn against her.

She was a grand master of the occult, yet people called her a fraud all day long? The heavens had a sense of humor, and that was about the only thing they had going for them!

Sometimes she really wished she were an octopus, so she could slap eight people at once.

More importantly, all seven of the other guests on the show had a grudge against her. This bunch were practically the second-in-command of both the number world and the alphabet world.

After successfully predicting that the guests would suffer one disaster after another and catching a fugitive, she turned public opinion around and became Master Jiang, with countless people lining up to have their fortunes told.

She had turned her own reputation around, but the other guests on the show were nearly driven crazy by her.

Netizens noticed something was up: “Why does everyone who picks a fight with Jiang Zhiji end up so unlucky?”

Of the four male guests, one kept landing in the hospital, one became her devoted admirer, one was rumored to be asexual, and one was a sweet-faced schemer.

While other celebrities struggled to survive in the mountains, she spent her days lighting fires with talismans, telling fortunes on livestream, and roasting netizens.

[That talisman really can start a fire? And you still expect me to believe in science?]

Netizens thought someone as fierce as Jiang Zhiji would surely end up alone, until one day the heir to a top-tier wealthy family admitted it himself.

“I joined the show for Zhiji.”

Netizens: ???

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The wit and humor are very funny, and the heroine's brain circuit is simply amazing. I like it so much that I want to ask if the master and the heroine will be a couple in the end. It's a bit explosive
10 likes2y ago
The memes are really dense, one after another. It is a skill to be able to pick them up so harmoniously. I admire them. The supporting characters are not the type who just know how to be annoying with their facial expressions and no brains. They are very good. They won't make people feel bored after watching them, and they are also very interesting. However, the male protagonist does not need to be so boastful. There are so many rainbow farts. It is much better to write about real things than to blow off rainbow farts.
8 likes2y ago
Author, please update quickly, don't force me to kneel down and beg you [please update] The heroine Song Zhiji is a master of metaphysics, with a bit of venom in his tongue (I hope a plot of flying with a sword can be arranged for the heroine) The male protagonist is not sure at the moment, he should be the master, but of course it's okay if he doesn't have one.
7 likes2y ago
It's really funny, and the metaphysics is not too scary. I don't like to watch too scary things, it's a bit scary. Master Jiang's brain circuit is novel. At first, I thought it was going against the wind again. Later, Master Jiang explained that the original owner was cheating, but it was not really a lie. The emotional line only appeared later. Master and Master Jiang were not particularly enlightened. The slow emotional line made me feel that the master-disciple relationship will not turn into love. There are relatively few emotional lines. I quite like watching it.
4 likes2y ago
It's so funny. The heroine's answer is unexpected and I can't guess it. The author will update it quickly. Come on, it's from another book of yours. Come on.
4 likes2y ago
It was unimaginably funny. I couldn't stop laughing. What did my family think I had done? 😄😄
3 likes2y ago
★★★☆116 Abandoned, ♀Jiang Zhiji The show is off the air, and your books are also off the air...
2 likes2y ago
It's very beautiful, the heroine is so funny, hahaha
2 likes2y ago
No, are you stopping the update? Stop updating! ? Please fill in the hole as soon as possible. Please, I'm waiting for you.
1 like2y ago
Very funny 😂 😂 😂 The heroine really likes to see this kind of character that is cunning, strong, and smooth-talking
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