His Royal Highness the Tang Dynasty Thug

King Qi: Try these green meatballs (fried beef belly) Japanese envoy: Youxi, it's really delicious. King Qi: Try sitting in a well and looking at the sky (enhanced version looking up at the stars, frogs for fish heads) Japanese envoy: The dishes of the Tang Dynasty are exquisitely made and have profound meanings. These methods are beyond our imagination. Persian Business Group: Your Highness, this is the Slavic female slave I brought to you. She is very talented. King Qi: You are determined! Kucha: Your Highness, look at these twin sisters... King Qi: Very good, settled in Quyuan. Envoy from Khotan: Your Highness, these ten beauties I bought from Tianzhu in exchange for the glazed armbands. King Qi: You are determined! Waguo: Your Highness, her name is Ono Rena, followed by Keiko, Amiao, Takemi, Nishimiya... Gaochang, Silla, Bakhna, Byzantium... This book respects the basic common sense of history, focuses on daily development, and is lighthearted and funny. The introduction is too weak, let's move on to the main text!