Your Majesty, Help Me! the Little Goblin Wants to Eat My Melon

[Funny and easy + mind reading for all members + system + eating melon + group pet + sand sculpture heroine + live broadcast of short videos] The main focus is on eating melons and comedy, and the main focus is on weird things. All members have no CP, and the system can be upgraded in the future to watch videos. The heroine Cui Yao became the eldest daughter of the Cui University scholar's family after having a miscarriage. She used to lie down at home every day, but who knew that not long after she was bound to the melon-eating system, she was forced to take part in the palace examination organized by the emperor. As a result, she was read by the emperor and the civil and military officials. From then on, she entered the court and became an official. Every day in the court, everyone's minds were read, and she acted like a fool. Big melon! The Minister of Etiquette licked the railing in winter, his tongue was frozen, and the butler's urine thawed it out and made him faint! Minister of Rites:...... Big melon! The son of the Minister of Civil Affairs staged a drama in which he jumped over a fence and was pierced through the egg, and finally transplanted with pig organs! Minister of Staff:...... Big melon! Others ride horses to participate in the competition, but the heroine rides a pig to participate in the competition! Big melon! The second prince and the third prince have the same girlfriend, but it turns out the girlfriend is a spy from another country] Because of the little goblin Cui Yao and the melon-eating system, there are endless melons to eat every morning. Everyone loves and hates Cui Yao. They want to eat other people's melons, but are afraid of eating their own melons. Later, the melon system will be upgraded to be able to stream videos live. The emperor and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty followed Cui Yao to watch videos in the court every day, and ate big melons in the court. It was a free and happy life!