So, So, So, So, So, So Satisfying

Hi, everyone, I'm Dian Lao. This book is my go-to outlet for going off the rails, and writing flop novels is my secret weapon. Read for five minutes and laugh for two hours. Don't tell anyone, okay? I'm determined to become the master of feel-good fiction across the entire internet! I want everyone who reads my books to have an absolutely exhilarating time! Breaking news! There are still dozens of characters left in this blurb. How am I supposed to make them up?