Hey, I'm at School!

The Watermelon Is Ripe, and I Guarantee It's the Real Deal ୧꒰•̀ᴗ•́꒱୨

High school students laugh and cry after reading this. It's so real!

In a nutshell: The hilarious high school life of the protagonist and his idiot teammates (funny classes, racing to the cafeteria, meetings, flag-raising ceremonies...)

(During an exam...)

a: Do you know how to do this question?

b: No!

a: Useless!

b: Do you?

a: No!

b: Then what are you barking about?

(Racing to the cafeteria...)

a: Hurry up! If we're late, all that's left will be corn fried with grapes!

b: I didn't eat breakfast today. I can't run!

a: Idiot, don't you know today's special is corn, grape, and sushi?

As soon as class ends, they take off running.

The school leadership team watches their astonishing speed and applauds again and again. Did Su Bingtian come downstairs? The cafeteria announcement says there are only ten seconds left, so they sprint with all their might. They finally make it, only to feel in their pockets and realize, damn, they forgot their meal cards!

Asked how to deal with an aging population during an exam, Zhou Yang confidently writes: Export the elderly! His answer makes the geography teacher stamp his feet in rage. For a history short-answer question asking him to use a proper format to explain how to summon reinforcements, he cheerfully writes: seduce them, cede territory... During the Mid-Autumn Festival break, Lin Musen sees Zhou Yang hauling over bags and bags of stuff, even a whole tube of fireworks. Riding his little electric scooter to pick him up, Lin Musen immediately wants to turn around. Furious, he laughs and asks, "You couldn't buy this?" Zhou Yang answers with a cheeky grin, "This is different. I swiped it from home!" What a fine son his dad has! Watching Lu Changfeng still fail to understand after being taught three times, Li Qingkai says, "You can't teach someone who won't learn." Never mind, at least he knows how to do it. ( ╯▽╰)