The Whole Family Transmigrates and Goes on a Rampage, While the Three-Year-Old Lucky Girl Enjoys the Gossip

Just as the little You Niang, neglected by her grandparents, unloved by her uncles, and bullied by her brothers since childhood, is about to be sold to pay for her cousin's education, her parents and siblings, who were supposed to have drowned, suddenly open their eyes and shield her! Her father, a mighty alchemy cultivator: I'll grow medicinal herbs and make spirit pills. I'll help little You Niang make a fortune! Her mother, a federal marshal: With a blade in my hand, I'll slay the vicious dogs. I'll protect little You Niang with my life! Her eldest brother, a chancellor: I'll pass the imperial exams and enter the court, paving the way for You Niang to rise to greatness! Her second brother, a master chef: I'll cook delicious food and open a restaurant, saving up a dowry for You Niang! Her third sister, a chivalrous heroine: I'll wipe out bandits and guard the border, winning my little sister a noble title! And what about three-and-a-half-year-old You Niang? Thanks for asking. I'm a professional slacker, doing nothing and coasting to victory (*╹▽╹*). With an amazing dad, a formidable mom, capable siblings, and a lazy little girl, this is the happiest family ever! [The whole family transmigrates + the youngest is everyone's darling + powerful family + lucky charm. Quality guaranteed, come on in!]