There’s a monthly salary, with the base pay calculated like this: kill a monster, demon, ghost, or spirit and earn one tael; kill a king-class target and earn a twenty percent commission.
Refer a monster, demon, ghost, or spirit and earn a ten percent commission.
Sun Xingzhe found a secluded spot, took out a transparent jade slip, and tapped in a string of numbers.
Beep. Beep...
“Hello, who’s this...? Don’t move! You stinking ox, take it easy!” The general manager of the Jilei Mountain Moyun Canned Foods Company, Bull Demon King, was in a desperate hurry.
“Mr. Bull, it’s your old pal, Sun. Send some monsters my way to kill, would you? I’m a little short this month.”
“Same deal as always: the head’s yours, the rest is mine. My canned goods have been selling pretty well lately, heh heh...”
The name Sun Wukong was signed on the paperwork for the Great Tang Group. Department: Scripture Collection Division. Department Director: Tang Sanzang.
Position applied for: Assistant Director of the Scripture Collection Division and No. 1 Business Manager. ID: 9527.
Resume
Name: Sun Wukong. Gender: Male.
Education: Incomplete vocational studies at the Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave Technical College.
Work Experience:
Flower-Fruit Mountain Water-Curtain Cave Fruit Wholesale Business, Eastern Continent: Handsome Monkey King (sole proprietor, personally liable for profits and losses)
Heavenly Court, First Heaven, Purple Tenuity Enclosure, Imperial Stables: Bima Wen (Stable Manager for the Heavenly Horses)
Heavenly Court, Fourth Heaven, Jade Pool Palace, Peach Garden Incorporated: Great Sage Equal to Heaven (Peach Garden Keeper and Director)
Interests: Male, interested in females.
Special Skill: As long as it needs to be, it can be that long (the Compliant Golden-Hooped Rod).
Certificate: Grade A Special Somersault Cloud Pilot.
Taishang, Uncle, Save Me (also known as: Promotion Diary of Dongzhen Palace)
“Boundless blessings to the Heavenly Worthy. I see that Your Majesty has excellent roots and a profound immortal fate, and is destined for the immortal sect. Today, I shall guide you into the ranks of the true immortals, help you leave the mundane world behind, and cultivate the supreme Dao.”
