After College, I Went Home to Livestream Hunting

After graduating from college, Dan Xiaoman kept failing to land a job. With no other choice, she bound herself to a wilderness livestreaming System. Fired up with ambition, she returned to her hometown and started livestreaming her wilderness adventures.

For ten years, nobody cared about wilderness streamers. Then one meme made her famous across the internet. All right, that might be a bit of an exaggeration, but it sums up Dan Xiaoman’s experience.

At first, Dan Xiaoman worked diligently to introduce everyone to wilderness streaming and show them what life in the wild was like.

Later, “Brother Kun, I…”

Dan Xiaoman: “Shut up! What kind of decent person calls me Brother Kun? You might as well drop that nickname!”

Later still, “Brother Kun, I can’t stand this lousy job for another day. Let me come work with you!”

Dan Xiaoman: “If you work with Brother Kun, you’ll go hungry nine times in three days. You’ll finish one meal without knowing where the next is coming from.”

And later: “Brother Kun, I love my boyfriend so much. What should I do?”

Dan Xiaoman: “…” Hey, I’m a wilderness streamer, not a relationship streamer or one of those metaphysics streamers next door! I can only copy the answers from that metaphysics streamer.

“He’s hurting your financial luck. You’re welcome.”

And later: “…”

Dan Xiaoman threw her head back and howled. Did anyone still remember that she was just a wilderness streamer? Why did everyone keep calling her Brother Kun and asking about all their family affairs?

Breaking news from Danjia Village: the first college graduate in the village had returned, and was doing some kind of wilderness livestreaming. The villagers didn’t understand it, but they still had to support their first college graduate.

Villager: Xiaoman, you’re the pride of our whole village!

Uncle: Xiaoman, our first batch of morel mushrooms is ready. Come pick some and take them home to make soup.

…

Netizens: Where did this blogger find so many elderly paid shills?

Then they tried it and loved it!

Brother Kun, let’s snuggle!