The Secretly Married Stepmom Is the Queen of Slacking Off on Variety Shows

[Entertainment industry + mind-reading + comedy + variety show + livestream + wealthy family + adorable kids + faithful couple + marriage before love] After staying up all night and dying, Su Nuan transmigrates into a melodramatic novel as Su Nuan, the vicious cannon-fodder supporting character: a B-list actress, a beautiful vase with more haters online than the top stars. Su Nuan has been secretly married to Shen Moxiu for a year, and she’s the evil stepmother to two little brats. Her husband is a hidden financial magnate who will later dig out her liver and cut out her kidneys to save the heroine. Her stepson is a future villain who will drain her blood and chop off her arms and legs... She wants a divorce. Her husband says, “I transferred the money and sent you a picture of my abs. Don’t push your luck, woman.” She tries to get along with the kids. Her stepson: “This woman is up to something.” Her stepdaughter: “Brother good, Mommy bad.” If you can’t escape the crazies, you might as well go crazy with them. When paparazzi secretly photograph her, Su Nuan raises her middle finger. “Let me translate that for you: go eat shit!” When a senior harasses her, Su Nuan whips out her phone and livestreams in high definition. “Take a good look, everyone! Isn’t this the actor who won Best Sex Scene twenty years ago? The ‘Slept With Everyone’ Emperor? All cured now?” When her fellow contestants give her a hard time on a variety show, Su Nuan turns on the waterworks and sobs dramatically. “I’m sorry, Auntie. I know I did nothing wrong, but I still won’t change.” Fellow contestant: “I’m only three years older than you. Why are you calling me Auntie...?” Su Nuan rolls her eyes so hard they nearly reach the sky. “I’m showing you respect. Didn’t you say I was disrespectful? If Auntie isn’t good enough, I can call you Grandma.” When haters dump a bucket of filth on Su Nuan, she splashes back ten buckets of manure, then throws in a few firecrackers...