[Multiple Systems + anti-cliché + villain protagonist + high-octane + slow burn + invincible + Child of Destiny]
Xu Shen transmigrates to another world and farms for three thousand years.
By chance, he discovers that he has taken over the body of a Holy Land patriarch.
He originally thought he’d be invincible in the world, only to find out he’s a good-for-nothing with no cultivation.
He plans to lie low and steadily grow stronger.
But then he discovers that his personal disciple is a fated villain who’s constantly trying to kill him and prove himself worthy of becoming an emperor.
Faced with trouble both within and without, Xu Shen has no choice but to rise to the challenge.
The Confucian Sage: “My ten thousand years of Confucian learning are like a child’s babble before Sage Xu Shen!”
The Daoist Patriarch: “Sage Xu Shen can turn a single thought into three thousand sages. None of us in the Daoist school can compare!”
The Founder of Buddhism: “Amitabha. Sage Xu Shen merely touched this monk’s bald head, and my Buddhist teachings reached perfection!”
The Ancient Human Emperor: “Before Sage Xu Shen, all I can do is kneel and worship!”
The Demon Empress: “My greatest wish in this life is for Sage Xu Shen to look at me just once!”
When the Heavenly Dao collapses,
Xu Shen stands alone as three thousand demons from beyond the domain descend.
He merely curls a finger, and all three thousand demons are reduced to ashes.
In response,
Xu Shen says, “I only wanted to lie flat. You’re the ones who forced me to become invincible!”
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It's funny but it doesn't look funny, it's just awkward, it's just for fun, right?