The Daily Act We Put On with the Batfamily

[A silly, illogical crack fic full of jokes. Leave your brain at the door.]

[Family-focused, with a warning about stereotypical Batfamily portrayals]

[The System will talk a lot in the first few chapters, mainly to explain the setup. After that, it mostly just plays the straight man.]

(An unconventional secret identity story. The characters just happen to use secret identities.)

"A crossover stew of anime and DC and Marvel. There’s a chance you’ll see your favorites show up~"

I transmigrated.

More precisely, I transmigrated again and again.

In my first life, I was just an “ordinary” actor. I was exhausted from working overtime on set, and, unlucky me, I didn’t notice a flowerpot falling from the sky until it crushed me to death.

When I opened my eyes, I had transmigrated to England, across the sea. At eleven, I received my Hogwarts acceptance letter. It was 1992, and I was one year below little Harry Potter.

Afraid of Voldemort and especially afraid of dying, I kept my head down and focused on growing stronger. I planned to escape England, but before I could get away, Voldemort invaded Hogwarts.

While fleeing across the covered bridge, I was caught in one of Seamus’s explosions and blasted into the air. Before I fell into the Black Lake, I really thought I was done for.

But when I opened my eyes, I had transmigrated again. I stared at the two superheroes, one big and one small, in front of me and tried to smile.

Great, I’ve been adopted. Does Batman have a habit of picking up kids and taking them home?

But everything comes at a price. By crossing through time and space, I damaged the barriers between worlds, and now I have to take on a collection mission.