I Became a CEO's Maid, and Auntie Wang Sent Everyone Flying

[No Romance + Memes + Comedy + No Logic + Unhinged Fiction + Crazy Fiction + Subverting Expectations]

After Wang Youran is struck dead by lightning, she transmigrates into the nanny, Mama Wang, in The CEO Kneels and Coaxes Her: His Pregnant Substitute Wife Runs Away.

System: Please bring the CEO and the heroine together.

Wang Youran: The CEO has a cut on his hand. Give the heroine a cut too, and then they’ll be a couple.

System: A two-faced woman is bullying the heroine. Host, please help her.

Wang Youran: I was born to my parents, so I’m the legitimate daughter. The two-faced woman is an illegitimate child, a concubine’s daughter. As the legitimate nanny, I can have the illegitimate young lady sold off.

Wang Youran does her best to play Mama Wang and bring the CEO and the heroine together.

“Miss Jiang, you have to make things work with the CEO,” Wang Youran says from inside the car, looking at them. “I’m leaving in the car first.”

At the racetrack, the heroine picks a horse once ridden by Lin Zhiyue, the CEO’s ideal woman.

Wang Youran quickly steps forward. “Mr. Li, Miss Jiang wants this horse. Let her ride it.”

“Hah, let her ride it?” Li Shishen gives a wicked smile. “Then what about all the wonderful moments Zhiyue and I shared?”

Wang Youran: “They’re seaweed.”

Wang Youran tries to brainwash Li Shishen. “Mr. Li, you and Miss Zhiyue were born in the Year of the Dragon and the Year of the Monkey. If you get together, you’ll end up with a sore throat.”

Wang Youran: “Mr. Li, just put Miss Zhiyue down.”

“Stop carrying her book around everywhere.”

A hilarious, unhinged story full of crazies and nonsense. If that’s not your thing, don’t read it.

Friendly reminder: Please don’t read this book while eating or drinking.