Allied with Thanos from the Start, What’s the Avengers Got to Do with You?

Su Ming transmigrated into a parallel Marvel world and became an ally of Thanos. He awakened the “Hero Humiliation System”: whenever he makes a hero suffer a setback and fills them with resentment, he gets stronger! He also receives all kinds of superpowers and weapons as rewards!

He discovered that this was one of the 14 million-plus parallel universes where Thanos had crushed the Avengers, and initially planned to coast to victory.

But what was with this scrawny, shriveled Purple Potato Freak in front of him? Was he underdeveloped?

He didn’t even have the Infinity Gauntlet, or a spaceship? He was trapped on Titan with no way out?

Where was the Black Order? Why was every single one of them so useless?

Meanwhile, the Avengers were all ridiculously strong. They were already at his doorstep.

“Fine! I’ll handle it myself!” Su Ming picked up Stormbreaker.

And so...

The Galactic Awkward Dance Troupe: “Help! You can have the spaceship and the stones! We’ll never dance awkwardly again!”

Captain Fifty-Fifty: “I can’t last a minute against Su Ming.”

Thor: “I feel like I’ve been living in Su Ming’s shadow all along.”

Odin: “I’m willing to call Su Ming the greatest enemy of my life!”

Iron Man: “Su Ming beat me up with my own armor, then called me a useless fool cursed with knowledge!”

Hulk: “Don’t, Banner. I don’t want to come out if we’re facing Su Ming!”

Captain Marvel: “My Binary form is powerful, sure, but I can’t take Su Ming beating me with two stars...”

Scarlet Witch: “I only wanted to alter reality, but you altered me and got me pregnant?”

Thanos: “I quit being the head of family planning. Su Ming is our boss now!”

At the Battle of Earth, Su Ming snapped his fingers: “I am destiny!”