Ordinary Me and My Extraordinary Friends

No CP (ship whoever you like, and I default to the protagonist being the bottom), mostly slice of life, with no breaking up canon couples. HE (the police academy crew won't die). Mostly snippets of academy life. The protagonist is the snarky one (with the occasional terrible pun). My writing isn't great, and I'm sensitive, so please don't be too harsh with the insults, orz.

To follow in my big brother's footsteps (Date Wataru: Who's your big brother?!), Hoshimi Saki resolutely decided to become a police officer and keep the peace. But could someone explain why all my classmates are gorillas with “superpowers”?! (Well, there goes ordinary life, orz.)