On My Turf, Even Dogs Get Slapped Twice

Liu Qingyang transmigrates into a world that is a hodgepodge of martial arts stories.

He becomes the only Embroidered Uniform Guard stationed at a border town called Seven Heroes Town.

Liu Qingyang can’t shake the feeling that the name sounds familiar. He finally understands when he meets Tong Xiangyu, but what are Jin Xiangyu, Dongfang Bai, Yaoyue, and Zhang Sanfeng doing here?

To top it off, he awakens an Apprehension System, and from then on, capturing criminals becomes part of his daily routine.

Beautiful women, the pretty ones? Sure, they’d make nice additions to his household and keep his bed warm.

A grandmaster of the Ming martial world? Hmm, your crime score isn’t very high. You can leave. Wait, let me slap you twice first!

The Martial Emperor of Liyang? Your crime score is a little high. How about you spend a couple of days in the Imperial Prison first?

The heir of Beiliang? What’s that supposed to mean? The law applies equally to the emperor and commoners. You can sit in the Imperial Prison too!

Wait, you’re Yaoyue? What a coincidence. I have someone named Lianxing here. You wouldn’t want anything to happen to your younger sister, would you?

What? You’re the leader of the Sun Moon Holy Cult? Hold on, you’re a woman? What, your name is Dongfang Bai? Then you can join my household.

Hey, little beggar, you’ve got a rather delicate face. You say you’re Huang Rong, and you know martial arts? Heh, you wouldn’t want anything to happen to Huang Yaoshi, would you?

You there, the one with the twin sabers. Put down your weapons and come with me. Look at that bewitching face. How did a grown man end up looking like that? Wait, what did he just call you? The Fox-Faced Beauty? Heh, my household could use a bodyguard. I’m sure you’d be perfect for the job.

This introduction can’t do the story justice. Read the novel for yourself.