Run! She's So Shameless, She'll Really Blast the Immortal Realm with a Cannon!

(Also known as: I Drive Tanks and Carry Cannons to Sweep Through the Immortal Sects) Zhuang Nian, an interstellar bandit, is instantly taken out by the national team and transmigrates into a cultivation novel as cannon fodder.

She’s sacrificed to the Dark Demon God the moment she arrives?

Then she’ll drain its demonic power, eat its flesh, and refine its demonic bones!

Her own mother favors her foster sister and curses her to die?

She’ll toss out a handful of robe powder and make bloody mushrooms grow in her mouth!

Her own father pushes her toward the wolves?

Fine, fine. She’ll tame the Wolf King, return from the Forest of Ten Thousand Bloods, and bury him with her own hands!

Her foster sister is the heroine, blessed with a perfect physique and destined to become a super-powerhouse who rules her corner of the world?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

She’ll fatten her up, then drain her dry!

Since she’s already run into the once-in-a-thousand-years chance to transmigrate, she might as well bring her interstellar arsenal along and bombard the entire immortal sect world in her ordinary human body.

Zhuang Nian wants to see for herself:

Are mortals really born to a wretched fate, doomed to be enslaved and slaughtered at the cultivators’ whim?

She just doesn’t understand one thing. Why, one day, does the big cat she picked up wrap its long tail around her waist and beg for cuddles with a cute little act?