Marry a Demoness Before Fetching the Scriptures, Betray Only the Buddha, Never You

I transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West as Tang Sanzang, only to discover that he had actually died by suicide.

What was I supposed to do? This was nothing like a normal Journey to the West.

Whether I went on the pilgrimage or not, I was doomed to die.

Fortunately, my golden finger arrived just in time. All I had to do was break a precept each day to grow stronger.

[Congratulations on breaking the precept against alcohol. Reward: Drunken Immortal Gourd!]

[Congratulations on breaking the precept against killing. Reward: Golden Dragon Law-Sky Boots!]

[Congratulations on breaking the precept against lust. Reward: Three thousand years of cultivation!]

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“When you make it in this world, you keep your word. If you say you’ll wipe out someone’s whole family, you leave no one standing.”

“Bone Demon, is it? I’m in a really bad mood. Get what I mean?”

“The Kingdom of Women? You really think those gods and Buddhas in the sky stand for justice? Don’t be naive.”

“What? The ginseng fruit at Wuzhuang Temple? They’re harvesting the spiritual essence of babies. That’s cruel and evil. I’m smashing the place.”

One day, the four pilgrims finally reached Spirit Mountain.

The Monkey King kicked open the gates. “You bald monk sitting up there, get down here! It’s about time my master took your seat.”