[Lighthearted + Hilarious + Taoist Priest + Goddess + Demons + Decisive and Ruthless]
Xiao Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a young Taoist priest at the Shangqing Temple. At the invitation of a famous paranormal livestreamer, he heads to the desolate hills west of the city to perform a spirit-possession ritual.
On a dark, stormy night, something strange suddenly happens in the hills. Zombies appear everywhere. With the livestream still running, Xiao Chen wields a peachwood sword, tosses fire talismans, and unleashes thunder magic to effortlessly slay them.
The viewers stare at Xiao Chen, who looks just like Uncle Jiu incarnate, completely dumbfounded. One after another, they send him Super Rockets.
“Z-zombies! Priest, run!”
“Oh my god, that’s some great acting. I almost believed it.”
“Good heavens, he can summon lightning! Is that the Taoist Five Thunders Technique?”
“Holy crap, those extras are so dedicated. They’re smoking after being struck by lightning, and they’re still acting!”
“No, this has to be fake.”
The video of Xiao Chen using thunder magic to slay zombies spreads online, instantly becoming the hottest trending topic in the country. Reporters from all over rush to interview him.
Reporter: “Priest, I hear you can use thunder magic to slay zombies with ease?”
Xiao Chen: “Boundless Heavenly Venerable. We live in an age of advanced information technology. There’s no such thing as thunder magic or zombies. It’s all fake, just special effects. Please believe in science and don’t be superstitious.”
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