Genshin Impact: Why Do I Want to Be a Father?

My name is Gu Lingxing. I have nine flying swords. With nine swords in my hand, I am invincible under the seven gods. I thought this was my limit, but I didn't expect that among the nine flying swords, there was also a sword spirit! The sword spirit of the Flying Sword of Water [Blue Song] is Fukalos. This demon god has retired from the throne. From now on, he can follow me as my husband and raise my children with peace of mind! Hahaha, I'm kidding. The flying sword [Jingyuan] with the power of darkness is actually closely related to the abyss, and this flying sword was originally something that only I could control, but a new girl who appeared in the Abyss Cult can actually use it, and she still calls me daddy? Moreover, I heard that a great figure appeared in the Abyss Cult, but he was just a projection-like guy. Until one day I met him in Nata. Isn't this what I look like? How did the abyss reinscribe me into it? The sword spirit of Thunder Flying Sword [Purple Silence] is Raiden Zhen, she is really gentle. The sword spirit of the Flying Sword of Grass [Cuijing] is the Great Merciful Tree King, and she is really big. The sword spirit of Flying Sword of Rock [Jinwu] is Zhongli's daughter? Your Majesty, this is my son-in-law's wish! … My name is Gu Lingxing, and my ambition is to get a wife and have children in Teyvat. However, I haven't found a wife yet, but a bunch of brats appear out of nowhere!