"Reporting to Lord Orochimaru: Yakushi Kabuto has gone mad!"
At the news, Orochimaru's hands trembled. He glanced regretfully at the facehugger he'd just skewered with his scalpel, then said with forced calm, "Has that guy ever been normal lately?"
His subordinate: "..."
Well, he wasn't wrong!
"Tell me, what outrageous thing has he done this time?"
Orochimaru casually tossed the facehugger into a container and continued dissecting the alien specimen as he asked.
"Oh, it's nothing much. Somehow, he summoned that whatever-it-is, the evil god of the Cult of the Evil God..."
The subordinate answered with a perfectly calm expression.
Orochimaru: "..."
Good grief!