Showbiz: You Call My Songs Unsophisticated? My Earthy Bangers Take Chinese Showbiz by Storm

[The contents of this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.]

After Qin Fang finished singing “Drunk on Wine” in the livestream, everyone called him tacky. How could he put up with that?

So he performed a shout-rap called “Five Thousand Years,” teaching tourists about China’s long history.

His high-energy “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” sparked a dance craze among the aunties and uncles doing square dancing.

His playful “5:20 AM” turned the entire internet into Dutch people!

Reporter: How do you understand “tacky hype”?

Qin Fang: When something is tacky enough, it becomes trendy!

One day, a talent scout spotted him.

Then his powerful “Rose Boy” gave hope to countless people from marginalized groups.

“Can’t Help Falling in Love” turned dance games into the hottest thing in internet cafes.

His song “Wedding” scared countless night owls into making solo, nerve-racking trips to the bathroom.

Netizens: Qin Fang can torment me a thousand times, and I’ll still treat him like my first love.